This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize