I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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