this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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