I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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