Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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