and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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