Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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