Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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