please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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