just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just want to make out with him forever
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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