i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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