he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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