I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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