We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Come on in and take your pants off
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