quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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