If i come over, it means nothing
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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