i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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