I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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