I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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