Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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