i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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