shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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