He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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