NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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