I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
