i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Semen is not good for contacts.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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