I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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