Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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