If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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