Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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