we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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