so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
