I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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