The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
