I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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