Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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