i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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