I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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