Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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