Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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