Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Someone signed my nipple.
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