k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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