Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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