normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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