is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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