I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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