And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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