I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Success! We fucked roommates!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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