in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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