.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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