Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.