i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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