There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.