But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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