let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
