Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want her autograph on my taint
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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